"Cheese pahcorn in here"

That's what you said to me with your finger in your nose. Yes, you're definitely a toddler.
We tried a bunch of at home tricks to get the kernel out safely but it wouldn't budge. We took you to the ER. On the way I explained that we were going to the doctor so the doctor could help you. There, you got signed in and a medical bracelet on. The triage nurse said to try to cover your mouth with ours and pinch your other nostril and blow, something I had tried at home. Daddy tried this time and it came right out! We were very happy it came out so easily! On the way home you kept saying "doctor helped me" I think you thought the ER was "the doctor" and that it was what helped, and not Daddy blowing in your mouth. I told you the nurse told Daddy how to help you and that Daddy helped you.
We talked about how food goes in your mouth, nothing goes in your nose.